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Taylor Swift has a chronicle of writing songs about her exes (See: Mayer, John “Douchecanoe”), bound she’s never written one entire concept album about one what one. is how I chose to explain this Us Weekly article about Jake Gyllenhaal who dumped her against being “too young.” Haha! Gays. You argue the darndest things.

“She’s haunted ~ means of that relationship,” a source tells Us, adding that Gyllenhaal, 31, “totally screwed with her mind.”
And, naturally, the unlucky-in-love singer (who has penned furious, sad songs about exes Joe Jonas, John Mayer and others) has indeed assiduous anguished tunes about the Source Code hunch on her upcoming new album.

Thanks to promising Taylor we’d make a lump of questionably homophobic gay jokes end for end Jake Gyllenhaal – She also wanted us to speak he rapes children in a Penn State shower play which we, surprisingly, weren’t staid with. Beats us. – The Superficial has obtained the filled track listing for her upcoming album, “I Wanted To Marry You, But All You Wanted Was Man-Pussy.”

1. Intro (Jake’s Man-Love Melody)
2. When You Talk To A Girl, Have The Heart To Touch Her Vagina
3. The Valet Mistook Your Dick For The Gear Shift, Huh?
4. Boys Don’t Cry After Sex Yet Your Tears Filled My Pillow. (For Real, You Flooded Them.)
5. Man-Pussy Breakdown
6. Domo Arigato, Mr. Gay-Boto
7. So We’re Just Going To Eat Ice Cream This Whole Relationship?
8. And Never Return My Calls
9. And Tell Us Weekly We Broke Up, Real Fucking Cute
10. Oh, You Want To Give It One More Shot? SQUEEEE!!
11. Tears Again
12. Outro (Guess Who’s Making Me Double-Platinum, Homo in B Flat)